I'm ready to take on the role of Grandma, and I'll make sure to keep that pesky neighbor from escaping! Here's how I'll do it:

First, I'll put on my sternest face and grab my trusty broom. I'll position myself right by the front door, ready to block any attempt at an escape. If the neighbor tries to sneak out, I'll give them a good scare with a loud shout and a swift sweep of the broom. No one gets past Grandma!

Next, I'll use my years of experience to outsmart the neighbor. I'll pretend to be napping in my rocking chair in the living room, but I'll keep one eye slightly open. The moment the neighbor tries to tiptoe past, I'll spring into action, startling them with my sudden movement and a firm, "Not so fast, young man!"

To cover all exits, I'll enlist the help of my cat, Whiskers. I'll station Whiskers near the back door. Cats have a keen sense of hearing, and Whiskers will alert me with a loud meow if the neighbor tries to sneak out that way. Together, we'll make sure there's no escape route left unchecked.

And if all else fails, I'll use my secret weapon—my homemade cookies. I'll offer the neighbor a plate of cookies, and while they're distracted by the delicious treats, I'll quickly lock the door behind them. No one can resist Grandma's cookies, and no one can escape her watchful eye!

With these tactics, I'm confident I'll keep the neighbor right where I want them—in the house, under Grandma's watchful eye!